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Charles Guria Is on the Vecchione-Schmetterer Smear List
Earlier today I posted A Not-So Classy Exit Replete with Dirty Smear Tactics. I described a dirty tricks operation in the Office of the Kings County District Attorney (KCDA) being run by Rackets chief...
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How Hasidim Are Dealing with the Hynes Revival Campaign
As a Jew I am not into Christian versions of resurrection. But Brooklyn is witnessing just such an attempt on behalf of Charles (Joe) Hynes. He just lost the race for the Democratic nomination for...
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You Call This a News Story?
The New York Post ran a story by Josh Saul claiming that Hynes may yet run in November on the Republican and Conservative party slots on the ballot. However, Hynes himself already renounced that option...
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Dear Lopin — A Career Advice Column for the Unlucky – Parody — Part 1
According to a recent Tweet from the Daily News courthouse reporter, Oren Yaniv, many employees of the Office of the Kings County District Attorney have been busy since primary day “refreshing” their...
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Is Hynes Himself Tied Into the Jabbar Collins Wrongful Conviction?
In response to my last post, Dear Lopin — A Career Advice Column for the Unlucky – Parody — Part 1 a Hynes supporter, “Truther” wrote, “when [Jabbar] Collins [lawsuit over his wrongful conviction in...
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Hynes Cannot Win Reelection Running as a Republican
Charles (Joe) Hynes is in the wrong county for a Republican and he is out of money. There is no way for him to overturn the primary election verdict of Brooklyn voters that handed the Democratic...
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She Knew She Was in Trouble When Weberman Closed the Bedroom Door
I first posted this article a year ago on 9/20/12 in anticipation of the trial of Rabbi (sic) Nechemya Weberman. This version was lightly copy edited and includes links not in the original article, and...
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Rhonnie Moans, “G-d, why have you done this to me?”
Rhonnie sobbed hysterically, “G-d, why have you done this to me?” after Charles (Joe) Hynes lost the primary election (I kid you not). Jeez, Rhonnie Jaus, you weren’t crucified. It wasn’t G-d; it was...
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Moetzes Gedolim Speak About Znus Affecting Children (Satire)
This is a repost of the very first Frum Follies post, erev sukkot, four years ago. It is satire saturated with Yeshivish frum-speak, which is why I named my new blog, Frum Follies. I apologize to...
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Rhonnie Jaus Update
Since my last two postings about Rhonnie (especially Rhonnie Moans… there have been a few developments and few new pieces of information about her past. According to my sources, Brooklyn DA Charles Joe...
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It Was Arrogant of YU to Misrepresent Lamm’s Mental Competence
Back in July, (along with Shmarya Rosenberg) I reported that Rabbi Norman Lamm suffered from serious dementia. This has now been confirmed according to the NY Post. After administering a battery of...
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Lakewood Says Violate Shabbat to Save a Child but Only From Gentile Molesters
Rabbi Daniel Eidensohn reports, “Lakewood Rabbis: Pikuach nefesh to save a Jewish child only if assailant is a Goy!” He points out that there are four rabbis who have signed a proclamation declaring...
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Joe, the Parrot Is Dead!
Charles (Joe) Hynes did it again. For the second time in four weeks he broke his promise to cooperate with Ken Thompson in the transition. Instead he is going to campaign for reelection as Brooklyn...
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The Downfall of Joe Hynes- Parody Video Announcement
Malach Hamovies Angel of Death Productions Proudly Announces The Downfall of Joe Hynes A parody docudrama very loosely based on the events of the September 10, 2013 Democratic primary election...
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Is Richard Joel Incompetent or Just Covering Up?
By now the world knows that Yeshiva University (YU) hired a convicted child molester, Akiva Roth, as a Hebrew instructor. This was rank incompetence and a PR disaster. This comes on top of YU’s failure...
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QOTD About Chillul Hashem (Desecrating G-d’s Name)
QOTD: Quote of the Day רבי יוחנן בן ברוקא אומר כל המחלל שם שמים בסתר נפרעין ממנו בגלוי “Rabbi Yochanan Ben Broka says: Anyone who is mechallel (desecrates) the name of heaven in secret ends up being...
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Why I Created Frum Follies, Who I am, and What You Can Contribute
Four years ago I unleashed my blog, Frum Follies, with a post, Moetzes Gedolim Speak About Znus Affecting Children (Satire). I also posted a paragraph-long explanation about why I created the blog. In...
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The Brooklyn DA Inflates Recovered Costs of Prosecution in Exchange for Not...
The Office of the Kings County District Attorney (KCDA) is aflood with rumors about an imminent financial scandal involving Ken Thompson. Naturally, the rumors are originating on the 19th and 17th...
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Fraudulent Hynes Signatures Were Attested by Top Brooklyn DA Officials Dino...
On Monday (10/28/13) I posted “Hynes Violated NYC Ethics Law Using DA Staff for Personal Legal Work.” Today I am posting about a comparable Power of Attorney executed on behalf of the Brooklyn District...
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Rebbe Inflation and Moral Deflation: The New Rules Of Inheritance
FROM THE FRUM FOLLIES ARCHIVES: This was first posted on Nov 19, 2009 but feels timely with the latest outbreak of acrimony in Israel where the followers of R. Shteinman are having it out with the...
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